Donna Wilkes
Nude

Mr. Skin worships the skindeavors of all of his featured actresses. Regardless of star status or bra size, no skinematic memory or mammary is too small to be loved. In fact, he especially adores the underappreciated heroines of tiny-yet-mighty stature, especially when they are members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Take for example the delightful Donna Wilkes, a charter member of the IBTC since her unforgettable turn as McLean Stevenson‘s daughter on NBC’s legendary ’70s sit-bomb Hello, Larry. One teeny little dish of fleshy fun, Donna and her Wilkebags were always suckably scrumptious onscreen. Topless in Fyre (1979), those teeny tats stand stiffly at attention as she dances around and locks lips with a gal pal for two tantalizing minutes! Be still my beating hard-on. Miniscule mam-munchers will go CRAZY for Donna’s cute cupables in Schizoid (1980), when she opens the shower door for a lingering peek at her petite pair. Unfortunately, that was the last peek we ever got of Donna’s donglers. She covered herself up for the rest of the ’80s but still enjoyed screen success via shows like T.J. Hooker, Days of Our Lives, and Dragnet and movies like Blood Song (1982) and Angel (1984). The brunette babe retired from showbusiness in 1991. However, she surprised us with a comeback in the 2010s. It’s a shame that she doesn’t show skin in My Stepbrother Is a Vampire!?! (2013) to make that horror less horrible. No matter: fans will forever cherish the remembrance of Donna’s little Debbies. My, what tasty teats!